Fat Lady Says...What?

So, as you know from yesterday's post, I had to work on Saturday. While there, I thought of several things about which to blog. I forgot them all...until this morning when I was rubbing lotion on my swollen midsection. A bigger lady came into the pharmacy for her prescriptions, and she was also planning on buying a slimming tee. She held it up for me to see and asked, without reservation "What size are you wearing? I mean, do you think this will fit me?" Fat bitch says what?! I made a point to mention that I am seven and half months pregnant, so I'm not sure my size would be relevant at this point. She continued with her shameless query. "So, you're in what now? XL?" It depends on the shirt. Sure, I'm a little heavy right now. But I'm two freaking people for Pete's sake!