Funny Impulse Buys

So... pregnancy brain (the phenomenon in which all the blood and cells that used to be available to fuel intelligence instead being utilized for keeping an expectant mother from peeing her pants) is not an affliction compatible with blogging. I thought of several funny posts while at work today, complete with relevant, witty comments I could incorporate (I also do work at work). Not thinking I needed to write them down (wit, once thought, doesn't get forgotten, right?), I did not. Nahhhh... I have no idea what I endeavored to tell you about today. I was at work, so I didn't really enjoy the normal goings on here at Chateau Sebby. However, I was cooking dinner this evening and I noticed something I bought yesterday--that was pretty funny, and here's why: Last night, I got out of work at 9:00pm and remembered the baby needed milk. The trip to Albertsons took only a few minutes, but I did not buy only one gallon of milk. We adults needed milk also, so I grabbed a gallon for us. Walking from the rear of the store to the registers up front, I noticed a cart filled with clearance items. A quick once over revealed something I just had I to have. A 3 pound tub of butter flavored Crisco. Why did I need this? It was to satisfy my coupon addiction. The expiration date was April of 2013, and it only cost 2.99 because of one silly crushed corner. (The three-count 1 cup sticks--1LB total generally sells for 3.99). A good deal is a good deal...even if it was the most ridiculous impulse buy. Now, I'm going to go eat a donut hole, a more appropriate purchase from last night to log in the impulse category.