Funny Conversation with Matt

(Matt calls me around 4:30 to let me know he is on his way home. This way I don't freak out, thinking he's going to be late, therefore making me late to my shift which starts at 5:00. After he calls me, he calls his Mama.)

on the phone
Matt: I'm on my way home.
Me: Cool. You're going to be mad when you get here.
Matt: Okay. I'll work up my rage.

once he gets home
Matt: Okay, so what did you do?
Me: It's in the kitchen.
Matt: Did you DRAW on the fridge?
Me: Yes, but with dry erase, so it will come off.... Except for the one marker that won't. How mad are you?
Matt: I'm pretty mad. (he really was)
Me: Why?
Matt: Why do you think?
Me: Well, don't you expect this sort of thing from me by now?

I head to work...